I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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