I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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