Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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