The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
