He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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