Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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