you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
