your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Randomize
