what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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