Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Couch. On fire.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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