did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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