I wish i was in the wii world.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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