You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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