he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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