I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
