Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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