Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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