I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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