i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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