He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I can't put those talents on a resume
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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