You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
