She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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