Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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