Cold hands, warm shart.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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