he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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