just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Randomize
