how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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