It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
your room smells of hookers.
And success
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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