The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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