I puked a lego.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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