belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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