Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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