What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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