Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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