Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
it's like heaven, but drunker
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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