you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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