talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
