Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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