His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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