so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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