I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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