But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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