Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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