I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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