come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Randomize
