dude i'm inner monologue high
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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