just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I don't deserve a penis
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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