even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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