My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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