thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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