the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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